I Love You!!!

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I also don’t want to lose the bet I placed on you.”

“Grrrrr.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I will kill myself if you don’t agree. Please. Please. Please.”

“Arrrggghhh.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I also love your body. I think we can have mind blowing sex.”

“Eeeeeks.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I might be very young, but in few years I promise to grow up.”

“Er?.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I am the only one who can see you. Why do you surround yourself with idiots?.”

“Hahahahahahahaha…”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I am perfect. If you don’t see that then it’s your loss.”

“F…O..”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I am rich and famous. What more do you want?.”

“Yawn.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I am perfect (hic) when I am drunk.”

“Ahem.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? Just don’t tell my wife “

“Ouch.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I know I am old enough to be your dad. But, love has no boundaries.”

“Sigh.”

“Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? We can be friends who fuck.”

"Damn!!"

Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I am the new age Adam. You work and make money and I will stay at home.”

“Huh!”

Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? “ I think your sister is hot. I think your friend is hot. I think your mother is hot…”

“Shoo!!”

Hello Eve. I am Adam. I am kind, loving, generous, intelligent and entertaining. I love you. Will you be mine? I hope you will let me love other Adams and Eves as well.

God!!!!!!!!!!



"Eve! Do you think my system crashes because i am weak.?"
"No! Eve. It's just a powerful and deadly virus..let's just run from it."