Arms

"Hey Eve!"

"Oh! You again."

"Why are you surprised?"

"You have been talking too much this year. What's going on ?"

"Yes. Isn't it wonderful to talk?"

"No. It's not. Especially if it's you talking."

"Meh! You are so stuck up."

"Fine. What do you want to talk about ?"

"Ummm..arms."

"Arms ? Oh God. What did you do now? Did you kill someone and stole their body part?"

"Jeez. Why do you always think of blood and gore first?"

"Well..arms are not a commodity unless you mean guns They are too precious to even talk about. I thought arms were extinct now."

"Yes! Yes! I know. That's why I feel happy. I found a pair of arms by the side of the road."

Oh really? Who do they belong to?"

"They belong to me."

"Er. But you already have your own arms. You were born with them. So what did you exactly find ?"

"Ofcourse I was born with my own pair of arms. But no one saw them before. So they are worthless."

"Oh. And these new ones ?"

"The ones I found today are priceless, beautiful, strong and soft. 

They also have x-ray vision."

"I think you are on some drug. You make zero sense and you will get us royally screwed now."

"You know the drug. We both tasted it. I am already addicted."

"I refuse to be an addict."

"Why are you smiling? "

" I am not smiling!"